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THE MOON FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

"the moon fell down the stairs"
August 22, 1999
Jerkcity 323


DEUCE: HOW COME TONIGHT THE MOON IS ALL FULL WHEN YESTERDAY THE MOON WAS BRUISED AND REDDISH BEATEN LIKE A DATE GONE ALL BAD
PANTS: IT FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
DEUCE: THE MOON WAS PUSHED