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WARNING

"warning"
August 30, 1999
Jerkcity 332


PANTS: WARNING ON LIGHTER: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
PANTS: HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET HIGH
PANTS: I WILL HOLD THE LIGHTER FOR THEM
PANTS: GROW UP AND PUT THE BONG IN YOUR MOUTH YOU GODDAMN BABY
SPIGOT: I'LL REALLY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SMOKE DOPE ABOUT