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HEREBY EJECTED

"hereby ejected"
September 13, 1999
Jerkcity 346


PANTS: DICKS: DEAD OR ALIVE ???
PANTS: THEY HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF ATOMS
DEUCE: BUT YET SOMETHING IS LOST
PANTS: NOT REALLY
DEUCE: YOU ARE HEREBY EJECTED FROM THIS COURSE
PANTS: I COULD TEACH THIS COURSE WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY HAULGHULAULAGH
PANTS: EXCUSE ME I HAVE A CALL COMING IN HUALGHAHLGUAUHLGAG OH GOD