spigot: IS THAT DRUNK FAT MAN IN THE GUTTER HARRY KNOWLES????????
spigot: HEY MAN YOU THE GUY WHO USED TO DO AIN'T IT COOL NEWS ???????????
spigot: WHOMP WHAM JAB BOOT
pants: AND NEXT TO HIM WHY IT'S MATT DRUDGE
spigot: WHAT A SCOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FOMP* FLASH
spigot: KICK
spigot: LICK
pants: LOVE
spigot: DUH |