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KICK LICK LOVE DUH

"kick lick love duh"
September 21, 1999
Jerkcity 354


SPIGOT: IS THAT DRUNK FAT MAN IN THE GUTTER HARRY KNOWLES????????
SPIGOT: HEY MAN YOU THE GUY WHO USED TO DO AIN'T IT COOL NEWS ???????????
SPIGOT: WHOMP WHAM JAB BOOT
PANTS: AND NEXT TO HIM WHY IT'S MATT DRUDGE
SPIGOT: WHAT A SCOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FOMP* FLASH
SPIGOT: KICK
SPIGOT: LICK
PANTS: LOVE
SPIGOT: DUH