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MAGNIFICENT DESOLATION

"magnificent desolation"
September 22, 1999
Jerkcity 355


SPIGOT: SO LET'S ALL GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK!!! RIGHT THIS WAY !!!
PANTS: FOLLOWING
DEUCE: YOU KEEP SAYING WE'LL GO TO THE MOON BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS
DEUCE: QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T THINK HUMANKIND (ESPECIALLY FAGS) WILL EVER LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE
PANTS: THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED
SPIGOT: HIT SPACE TO THRUST