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THIS KICK

"this kick"
September 30, 1999
Jerkcity 363


RANDS: I'M ON THIS KICK WHERE I FIRST WATCH LOVE BOAT
RANDS: THEN I DRINK WINE
RANDS: THEN A RUN AROUND THE HOUSE YELLING AT MY WIFE (IE: "JULIE")
DEUCE: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE CONCLUSION
RANDS: TOO SLOW