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TOILET

"toilet"
October 1, 1999
Jerkcity 364


DEUCE: WHERE'S THE TOILER
DEUCE: I AM STILL WAITING FOR AN ANSWER
PANTS: A FISTFUL OF DONGS
DEUCE: THE NEXT TIME YOU HANG A MAN MAKE SURE HE'S HLUG AHAGHLAG HLAHU
SPIGOT: I TOO HAVE QUESTIONS WITH REGARD TO THE TOILET
SPIGOT: WHEN CAN I LEAVE, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF ME
SPIGOT: ET. AL.