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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"grrlz"
October 3, 1999
Jerkcity 366
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HARRIET: LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW WE NEED 90 DOLLARS TO DO OUR DRYCLEANING
HARRIET: OOPS, CAN'T PAY THE PHONE BILL BETTER CHARGE SOME CLOTHES
HARRIET: THIS BASE REALLY BRINGS OUT HOW HARD MATH IS FOR ME
HARRIET: THIS FLOWERY PERFUME SURE IS NICE, WISH I WERE A MAN SO I COULD AFFORD IT
HARRIET: IT'S SAD THAT ALL I HAVE TO OFFER IS A MOUTH
HARRIET: MAYBE THESE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
HARRIET: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO SAD |
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