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100,000 PYRAMID

"100,000 pyramid"
October 4, 1999
Jerkcity 367


SPIGOT: UH
SPIGOT: UH
SPIGOT: THINGS THAT ARE BLUE
SPIGOT: THINGS YOU SUCK ON
SPIGOT: UH
SPIGOT: THINGS YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH
SPIGOT: PASS
DEUCE: THINGS THAT CHOKE YOU AND TURN YOU BLUE
DEUCE: THINGS THAT FORCE YOU TO SUCK THEM AFTER YOU ARE UNCONSCIOUS
SPIGOT: I SAID I WOULD PASS
SPIGOT: YOU'RE COSTING ME THE ENTIRE $100,000 PYRAMID