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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"cranberry lemonade"
October 8, 1999
Jerkcity 371
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SPIGOT: FOLKS IT TURNS OUT NANTUCKET CRANBERRY LEMONADE BOTTLECAPS ARE JUST WIDE ENOUGH
SPIGOT: TO FALL DOWN INTO THE BONG
SPIGOT: AND CREATE A TIGHT SEAL
SPIGOT: WHICH CAN ONLY BE RELEASED WITH A LONG PENCIL!!!!!
SPIGOT: OR CHOPSTICK
SPIGOT: CAREFUL OF THE SPLOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOT FACE!!!!!!! |
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