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ROBOCOP

"robocop"
October 20, 1999
Jerkcity 384


SPIGOT: HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME AND A BLANKET AND MY ROBOCOP TAPE
DEUCE: ROBOCOP I OR II
SPIGOT: JUST SAY YES AND LET'S MOVE ON
DEUCE: I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN ANSWER ON THAT LAST QUERY
PANTS: THERE WAS A ROBOCOP III YOU KNOW (SO DON'T BE RACIST)
DEUCE: OH
DEUCE: WHAT
SPIGOT: YOU AND ME AND A BOTTLE OF YOOHOO AND A LAW & ORDER FROM 1991 ???!?!??!?
PANTS: GOOD TIMES