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THE NICKEL

"the nickel"
October 30, 1999
Jerkcity 395


SPIGOT: I BENT OVER TO PICK UP A NICKEL AND SPONTANEOUSLY DID AN AEROSOL SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!
PANTS: THIS IS CLEARLY HIS TERRITORY
DEUCE: DID YOU FINALLY GET THE NICKEL
SPIGOT: THERE WAS NO NI-
SPIGOT: YES
DEUCE: THAT IS THE SADDEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD