spigot: I BENT OVER TO PICK UP A NICKEL AND SPONTANEOUSLY DID AN AEROSOL SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!
pants: THIS IS CLEARLY HIS TERRITORY
deuce: DID YOU FINALLY GET THE NICKEL
spigot: THERE WAS NO NI-
spigot: YES
deuce: THAT IS THE SADDEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD |