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NEAR MINT

"near mint"
November 15, 1999
Jerkcity 411


: MEANWHILE, BACK IN JERKCITY...
PANTS: I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE MINT OR NEAR MINT
SPIGOT: I HAVE HOLES POKED IN ME RENDERING ME USELESS TO COLLECTORS