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SHYNESS IS NICE

"shyness is nice"
November 20, 1999
Jerkcity 417


SPIGOT: SHYNESS IS NICE
SPIGOT: AND / SHYNESS CAN STOP YOU
SPIGOT: FROM LICKING ALL THE DICKS IN LIFE / YOU'D LIKE TO
SPIGOT: BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU CATCHING MY DRIFT
DEUCE: FURRRRP
SPIGOT: BIGMOUTH IS STRIKING AGAIN
SPIGOT: IF IT'S NOT LOVE
SPIGOT: THEN IT'S THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG
SPIGOT: SHYNESS IS NICE
SPIGOT: AND / SHYNESS CAN STOP YOU
SPIGOT: FROM LICKING ALL THE DICKS IN LIFE / YOU'D LIKE TO
SPIGOT: BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU CATCHING MY DRIFT
DEUCE: FURRRRP
SPIGOT: BIGMOUTH IS STRIKING AGAIN
SPIGOT: IF IT'S NOT LOVE
SPIGOT: THEN IT'S THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG