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MOUSEHOLE

"mousehole"
November 28, 1999
Jerkcity 425


DEUCE: THIS REALLY SUCKS
SPIGOT: COCKSUCKING IN THE DATA CENTER ???!? OUTRAGOUS
PANTS: CAN YOU SEE THE MOUSE HOLE
SPIGOT: TRY PULLING BACK
SPIGOT: WAY WAY WAY OUT
PANTS: FOR FUCK'S SAKE WE ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME BALLPARK
PANTS: AND THERE IT IS THE MOUSEHOLE LET'S ALL SHRINK DOWN AND GO INSIDE
SPIGOT: I'LL PACK THE BONG
PANTS: ARE WE THERE YET AND IF SO ARE THERE DICKS IN THE NEW LAND
PANTS: BE GAY WITH ME AS WE JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE BOWL
SPIGOT: ARRRRRRR
PANTS: THANK GOD FOR ROOFIES AND HANDGUNS
DEUCE: THIS SUCKS
SPIGOT: I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS