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WELCOME TO JERKCITY

"welcome to jerkcity"
December 4, 1999
Jerkcity 431


RANDS: THIS IS JERKCITY
RANDS: A LAND FULL OF ENCHANTMENT AND WONDER
RANDS: BUT ALSO A LAND FULL OF DANGER AND INTRIGUE
RANDS: COME WITH ME NOW
RANDS: EXPLORE THESE VAST UNTAMED LANDS WITH ME
RANDS: WHO KNOWS WHAT ADVENTURES WE'LL HAVE
RANDS: FOLLOW ME AND WE'LL SEE WHERE THE PATH--
PANTS: SURPISE !!! COCKSUCKING HALGHAGULAHGLUAHULAG