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WELCOME TO JERKCITY

"welcome to jerkcity"
December 4, 1999
Jerkcity 431


rands: THIS IS JERKCITY
rands: A LAND FULL OF ENCHANTMENT AND WONDER
rands: BUT ALSO A LAND FULL OF DANGER AND INTRIGUE
rands: COME WITH ME NOW
rands: EXPLORE THESE VAST UNTAMED LANDS WITH ME
rands: WHO KNOWS WHAT ADVENTURES WE'LL HAVE
rands: FOLLOW ME AND WE'LL SEE WHERE THE PATH--
pants: SURPISE !!! COCKSUCKING HALGHAGULAHGLUAHULAG