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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"baby jesus"
December 9, 1999
Jerkcity 436
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PANTS: WHO STOLE THE BABY JESUS?
PANTS: IT WAS THERE IN MY LAWN DISPLAY!!!!!! WRAPPED IN SWADDLING CLOTHES
SPIGOT: IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT
PANTS: WHAT???????? WHERE???????????
SPIGOT: I REPLACED IT WITH DOG SHIT!!!!!!!
PANTS: WELL IT IS OUR LORD AND WE SHOULD BOW BEFORE IT EVEN IF IT IS A COIL OF POO
SPIGOT: SQUIRRRRRSH
PANTS: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH |
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