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THE GOOD BOOK

"the good book"
December 12, 1999
Jerkcity 439


PANTS: I WILL READ ALOUD FROM THE GOOD BOOK OF DICK
PANTS: HALHUALUHAHUALAGHUHHU
DEUCE: THIS GOOD BOOK IS JUST LIKE THE BAD BOOK STRANGELY ENOUGH
SPIGOT: ENOUGH READING!!!! LET'S SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEUCE: TEN FOR HGLAHAGHALAGHAHGAHGHAGHAHG
SPIGOT: HUGHGUGLGLLAL
PANTS: BUT
PANTS: BUT IA M ONLY UP TO CHAPTER FOUR
PANTS: FIVE
PANTS: SEVEN AND NEVER THE MIND AND PUTTING DOWN THE HUGHGUHGUHGUHGULAG BOOK