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THE WAITER

"the waiter"
December 14, 1999
Jerkcity 441


PANTS: HORMPTH CHOMP CHEW HEY WAIT JUST A GOLD-BRICKIN' MINUTE
SPIGOT: WHAT
PANTS: I ORDERED COCKSUCKER'S DELIGHT
SPIGOT: WHO
PANTS: THIS IS CLEARELY THE DICKLICKER'S PLATE
SPIGOT: I AM SORRY!!!!!! I WILL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK
SPIGOT: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP YOUR BILL!!!!! AND THANK YOU!!!!!
SPIGOT: OH RIGHT THE COCKSUCKER THINGAMABLOBBER
SPIGOT: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK
PANTS: WHY DO I EAT HERE
SPIGOT: SIR THIS IS THE GOVERNOR'S PRIVATE CORNER TOILET