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A LETTER TO ICE CUBE

"a letter to ice cube"
December 15, 1999
Jerkcity 442


PANTS: DEAR MISTER CUBE
DEUCE: YOU ARE ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING
PANTS: I AM WRITING TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF SMALL OR MEDIUM SIZED DICKS IN MY ASS
DEUCE: LOVE, PANTS
PANTS: P.S. I LIKE POO