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STROKE

"stroke"
December 22, 1999
Jerkcity 449


SPIGOT: WHAT
SPIGOT: DOES
SPIGOT: IT MEAN WHEN
SPIGOT: YOU HAVE A
SPIGOT: STROKE
SPIGOT: AND YOU
SPIGOT: CAN'T TYPE
SPIGOT: FAST
DEUCE: TO HELL YOU GO
SPIGOT: O
SPIGOT: K
DEUCE: CITIZEN YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AGAINST
PANTS: I, GAY ROBOT