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HUGE GAY DICKS

"huge gay dicks"
December 31, 1999
Jerkcity 460


SPIGOT: HUGE GAY DICKS!!!!!!!! REALLY POKING NOW!!!!!!!!
PANTS: ARE YOU ASKING FOR HELP ??? IS THIS REALLY A ***RED*** ALERT
DEUCE: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
SPIGOT: IT IS A PINK ALERT IN THE SHAPE OF ME GETTING ARRESTED
DEUCE: MARCHING STRAIGHT AND PROUD
PANTS: I WILL ROLL QUARTERS ALL NIGHT LONG BUT ON THE WAY TO BAIL YOU OUT I WILL HAVE A BIG MAC ATTACK AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T COME HOME