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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"u.f.o. encounter"
January 4, 2000
Jerkcity 465
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PANTS: I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A STUPID CHARACTER IN A COMIC STRIP
PANTS: THEN POO SQUIRTED OUT AND THAT WAS NOT A DREAM AND I'M UP AT 8:30 AM WITH THE SHEETS
SPIGOT: I REACH FOR THE BONG ONLY TO REALIZE I AM NOT AT HOME
PANTS: WHEN I TELL PEOPLE MY STORY I'M GOING TO SUBSTITUTE "UFO" FOR "THE FISTING SLING"
DEUCE: FUCKING FAIRIES |
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