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FIRED FROM JERKCITY

"fired from jerkcity"
January 11, 2000
Jerkcity 472


SPIGOT: I HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM JERKCITY FOR MY UFO BELIEFS
SPIGOT: NOW I'VE BEEN FIRED FROM WALDENBOOKS FOR MY UFO BELIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: FIRED FROM CHEVRON FOR MY UFO BELIEFS
SPIGOT: NOTE: AND BY UFO BELIEFS I REFER TO TIT SQUEEZING BELIEFS
SPIGOT: WEBZINES FACE TOUGH TIMES.