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GOATS OUT OF PHASE

"goats out of phase"
January 12, 2000
Jerkcity 473


NET: I'M FROM PAKISTAN
DEUCE: I'M NOT FOND OF YOU EITHER
NET: THAT WILL COST YOU TWO GOATS
DEUCE: BAAAA
NET: I ONLY COUNT ONE
DEUCE: THEY WERE DOING IT AT THE SAME TIME
NET: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOUDER THEN
NET: OR SILENCE (GOATS OUT OF PHASE)
DEUCE: IT DOESN'T GET LOUDER THAN UPPERCASE BAAAAA
NET: THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME
DEUCE: I HAVE HAD A SEIZURE
NET: I THINK I WIN THEN