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MATH

"math"
January 16, 2000
Jerkcity 477


DEUCE: MANHANDLE ME
SPIGOT: UNDER THE BRIGHT SUPERMARKET LIGHTS:
SPIGOT: 3 WHORES
SPIGOT: TIMES 110 POUNDS
SPIGOT: TIMES TEN 30-GALLON BAGS
SPIGOT: FOR $5.99 OR FIFTEEN 10-GALLON CINCH SACKS FOR $3 EVEN ?????????????????
DEUCE: WHO SAID YOU'D NEVER USE ALGEBRA