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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"hilfiger lander"
January 21, 2000
Jerkcity 482
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SPIGOT: NASA LAUNCHES PEPSI ONE ORBITER, TOMMY HILFIGER LANDER
DEUCE: CALVIN KLINE THINGY WHICH CRASHES INTO THE POLE
SPIGOT: ALIENS HAVE GREAT TASTE!!!!!
SPIGOT: BOOP GLOOP ALIEN NOISES AND HORRID 3D GRAPHICS AND EVENTUALLY FRASIER
DEUCE: T SPIGOT WITH THAT KIND OF GARBAGE AT LEAST NASA COULD DO SOMETHING
SPIGOT: INSTEAD OF LOOKING UP AT THE MOON WE CAN ALL LOOK UP AT THE C|NET
DEUCE: WHAT
SPIGOT: I SAID LET'S ALL LICK A DICK!!!!!
SPIGOT: HGLGHBLHGLBHGGLH
DEUCE: BALUGHLAGLAGAG |
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