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DOG LICK DOG DICK WORLD

"dog lick dog dick world"
January 27, 2000
Jerkcity 488


DEUCE: GHLGAHLGAHLGAHGAHLAG
PANTS: IT'S A DOG LICK DOG DICK WORLD OUT THERE
PANTS: AND IT IS MY DUTY TO POINT OUT THAT THERE ARE JUST NOT ENOUGH DAMN DICKS
DEUCE: TO LICK
PANTS: YOUR HONOR
DEUCE: GLHGAHLGALHGAHLGAHLAGHG
PANTS: I REST MY BALLS
DEUCE: I DECLARE A MISTRIAL
PANTS: HOW ABOUT A PISS PARTY
DEUCE: YOU ARE IN CONTEMPT
PANTS: WHAT PART ABOUT "I WANT TO LICK YOUR DICK" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
DEUCE: BAILIFF TAKE HIM AWAY
PANTS: I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AND LICK DICKS
DEUCE: GIVE HIM A MUZZLE
PANTS: HULAGHLAHULAH