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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"deep thought, deep throat, whatever"
January 28, 2000
Jerkcity 489
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SPIGOT: THE COVER OF MY HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE SAYS WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE PANICKING I SHOULD GRAB A DICK AND SUCK IT !!!!!! THANK GOD I CAN KNEEL ON THIS TOWEL AND PUT OUT A SERIES OF SHITTY CD-ROMS
DEUCE: THE TOWEL IS FOR CATCHING THE SPURT SIR (YOU ARE SO NAIVE)
PANTS: PROFESSIONALS ARE ALREADY WEARING THE KNEEPADS THEY PUT ON AT 5:30 THIS MORNING
DEUCE: THAT'S THEIR CROSS TO BEAR
PANTS: YOU DON'T SAY |
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