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DEEP THOUGHT, DEEP THROAT, WHATEVER

"deep thought, deep throat, whatever"
January 28, 2000
Jerkcity 489


spigot: THE COVER OF MY HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE SAYS WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE PANICKING I SHOULD GRAB A DICK AND SUCK IT !!!!!! THANK GOD I CAN KNEEL ON THIS TOWEL AND PUT OUT A SERIES OF SHITTY CD-ROMS
deuce: THE TOWEL IS FOR CATCHING THE SPURT SIR (YOU ARE SO NAIVE)
pants: PROFESSIONALS ARE ALREADY WEARING THE KNEEPADS THEY PUT ON AT 5
deuce: THAT'S THEIR CROSS TO BEAR
pants: YOU DON'T SAY