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SWANS TO DONGS

"swans to dongs"
January 30, 2000
Jerkcity 491


DICK: I AM A PRACTITIONER OF THE ANCIENT ORIENTAL ART OF DONGAGAMI
DICK: I AM FOLDING DONGS IN TO SWANS AND SWANS IN TO DONGS
DICK: I GO BOTH WAYS
DICK: I AM SUSAN DEY FROM THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY YEARS
DICK: I INTEND TO KEEP TALKING UNTIL SOMEBODY INTERUPTS ME
DEUCE: GALGHALGHLAGH
DICK: T DEUCE THANKS