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RANDS IS THE WALRUS

"rands is the walrus"
February 23, 2000
Jerkcity 515


RANDS: I AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER
RANDS: SEE HOW THEY RUN LIKE PIGS FROM A GUN SEE HOW THEY FLY
RANDS: I'M GAY
RANDS: SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE WAITING FOR THE VAN TO COME
RANDS: CORPORATION T-SHIRT STUPID BLOODY TUESDAY
RANDS: MAN YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY YOU LET YOUR FACE GROW LONG
RANDS: STILL GAY
RANDS: MR CITY POLICEMAN SITTING PRETTY LITTLE POLIECEMAN IN A ROW SEE HOW THEY FLY
RANDS: LIKE LUCY IN THE SKY
RANDS: SEE HOW THEY RUN
RANDS: ENDS WITH A "QUITE GAY" OR "WAY GAY" OR WHATEVER IS FUNNY