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BOTTLES OF WINE, JARS OF URINE

"bottles of wine, jars of urine"
February 29, 2000
Jerkcity 521


spigot: MY BONER WON'T LET ME SLEEP
spigot: I'M GOING TO SEDATE IT WITH ALCOHOL
spigot: WELL TURNS OUT THE BOTTLES OF WINE AND MY JARS OF URINE IN THE GARAGE LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE
spigot: BOY THAT STAYS WITH YOU