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FRIGHTENING CHILDREN

"frightening children"
March 4, 2000
Jerkcity 525


PANTS: I AM NOT EMBARASSED BY MY ERECTION
DEUCE: YOUR ERECTION IS FRIGHTENING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE SO IT IS NOT SO MUCH SOMETHING TO BE EMBARASSED ABOUT BUT RATHER SOMETHING TO BE CONTROLLED AND REGULATED
DEUCE: T SPIGOT AND AS FOR YOU YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW (YOU GIVE ME A LAP DANCE)
SPIGOT: BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
PANTS: I AM A MONSTER