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THE PINCERS OF POWER!

"the pincers of power!"
March 9, 2000
Jerkcity 530


SPIGOT: TO THE GROUND WITH YOU! DOWN -- BEFORE THE MIGHT OF DORMAMMU
PANTS: THE ANCIENT ONE IS SENDING ME A MENTAL SUMMONS ! THE TIME IS AT HAND -- HE WILL CHOOSE THE INSTANT! AND -- HE TELLS ME -- NOW
SPIGOT: WHAT IS THIS ?? YOU START TO DRAW BACK -- STRAINING AGINST ME AS IF WITH NEW-FOUND STRENGTH
PANTS: THE TIME FOR PRETENSE IS PAST!
SPIGOT: I WANTED TO DO THE HULK VS. THE THING