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DEUCE AS JOB

"deuce as job"
March 15, 2000
Jerkcity 536


DEUCE: I HAVE TAPED A CROSS TO MY DOOR BUT STILL THE DICKS COME POURING IN AT NIGHT
DEUCE: DEAR GOD HOW CAN I POSSIBLY WORSHIP YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SENT THESE THINGS TO POUNT AROUND MY FACE/ASS/HAIR
DEUCE: I MEAN JESUS DICKS AND PRICKS GIVE ME A SIGN OR SOMETHING I FEEL LIKE JOB (PRONOUNCED J-O-B THOUGH)