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PASTRIES

"pastries"
March 26, 2000
Jerkcity 547


PANTS: PASTRIES IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM !!!!!!
PANTS: PASTRIES AND PIES AND ALL THINGS GREAT AND SMALL FILLED WITH JELLY, CUSTARD
SPIGOT: GO AWAY, YOU HORRIBLE PEAR-SHAPED ADMIN
PANTS: GASP
SPIGOT: YES!!!!! YOUR BIG FAT ASS IS BLOCKING MY OTHERWISE PERFDECT VIEW OF EMKPTY SPACE
PANTS: EYES FILLING UP WITH TEARS
SPIGOT: I SAID FUCKING GET OUT!!!!!
PANTS: SOB CHOKE DUH
SPIGOT: HOMPTH HURMPTH COFFEE CAKE