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UNCLOG

"unclog"
April 11, 2000
Jerkcity 563


PANTS: CAN WE PLEASE UNCLOG THE TOILET THE OLD FASHIONED WAY
PANTS: THIS VENTI MOCHA IS MAKING ME SQUIRTY
SPIGOT: BETTER REGISTER AN EPINION
PANTS: IT'S ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD
PANTS: THE POINTING DEVICE
SPIGOT: THAT'S OUT THEN
PANTS: PRESSING THE STAR KEY FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE
SPIGOT: NOWHERE DOT FATLAB DOT MIDDLEAMERICA DOT EDU