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DICKLICKING CLARIFICATION

"dicklicking clarification"
May 7, 2000
Jerkcity 589


DEUCE: I WANT CLARIFICATION ON MY DICKLICKING
PANTS: I AM GOING TO LICK YOUR DICK FROM 7:10 TO 7:14 AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL GUM UP THE WORKS AND TIP ME A WOODEN NICKEL WHICH I WILL PROMPTYLY EAT
DEUCE: DONE
DEUCE: AND I MEAN DONE