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"pants tries to lick a giant spider's dick"
May 13, 2000
Jerkcity 595
PANTS: THE GIANT SPIDER IS JUST INTO SITTING STILL AND SIGHING !!! I WILL PET HIM !!!! OW OW
PANTS: OW OW HE DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE A DICK I CAN LICK OW OW OW
PANTS: TOO MANY
