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DAZED AND CONFUSED

"dazed and confused"
May 21, 2000
Jerkcity 603


SPIGOT: BOSTON WAGES FIGHT AGAINST CANCER
SPIGOT: BOSTON 0 CANCER 80,000,000,000
SPIGOT: MY UNDIAGNOSED UNCHECKED LUMPS!!!!!!!! TIME FOR YEARS OF PAINFUL CHEMO!!!!! HURRR OW MY HAIR THE DAILY SPINAL TAPS AND BLHLGUBHLBHLUG THROWING UP BLOOD BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDE TO GET OFF CHEMO AND DIE LIKE A FUCKING MAN
PANTS: BLAM AND BRAINS AND DONE