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SMOTHERED HOPE

"smothered hope"
June 11, 2000
Jerkcity 625


DEUCE: GALGHAGHAGLBHGLUBHGLBUAHBUAHBHLGDBHDLHLUDBHBLGUBLBUGHB GHLGHBG
DEUCE: NOTICE HOW IT TRANSFORMED SUBTLY
SPIGOT: I WILL LICK IT
SPIGOT: BUT I WILL NOT LIKE IT
DEUCE: LIAR
SPIGOT: BLUGHGHGHLUGH I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON