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A TWO PRICK SYSTEM

"a two prick system"
June 20, 2000
Jerkcity 634


SPIGOT: I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE SEEKING DISCREET SAFE J/O
DEUCE: I DON'T SEE HOW J/O CAN BE SAFE IF YOU USE YOUR MOUTH AND ASS
SPIGOT: I HAVE A TWO-PRICK SYSTEM
SPIGOT: WHERE IF ONE SPURTS . . .
SPIGOT: I CAN CONTINUE SUCKING ON THE SPARE
SPIGOT: I JAM THEM AND POKE THEM INTO MY FACE
SPIGOT: SOMETIMES WITH SUCH FORCE I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME LIE DOWN FOR AWHILE
DEUCE: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO DISCUSS THIS ANY FURTHER