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A COMPLICATED CRY FOR HELP

"a complicated cry for help"
July 2, 2000
Jerkcity 647


PANTS: WE THE PEOPLE
PANTS: IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION
PANTS: ESTABLISH JUSTICE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF
PANTS: HI I'M PANTS PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK HERE IN JERKCITY
PANTS: OR UNDER THE OVERPASS SUCKING COCK LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION FROM GOD
PANTS: WHAT
PANTS: YES, THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT
PANTS: MAYBE YOU COULD JUST DRAW A BIG BONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHOLE THING OR SOMETHING