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IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE

"is there a doctor in the house"
July 3, 2000
Jerkcity 648


PANTS: SAWDUST !!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST !!!!!!!!!!!!!
PANTS: KITTY LITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PANTS: TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
PANTS: ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST !!!!!!!!!!!!
PANTS: PLEASE HURRY !!!!!
DEUCE: SHUT THAT GUY UP