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A STUNNING REVELATION

"a stunning revelation"
July 24, 2000
Jerkcity 670


DEUCE: SUING YOU FOR BREACH OF DICKSUCKING (EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING MY DICK AT 9 AM EVERY DAY RIGHT ON SCHEDULE)
PANTS: 9 AM ?????????????? THAT CAN'T POSSIBLE BE ME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOLE
DEUCE: WRONG BECAUSE I HAVE DNA AND FINGERPRINTS AND A SWORN AFFIDAVIT TO PROVE IT
PANTS: BUT I AM SLEEPING AT 9AM
PANTS: OH GOD I SUCK DICK IN MY SLEEP
DEUCE: GLAGHALGH