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ALSO FOR FAT: 0-9

"also for fat: 0-9"
July 27, 2000
Jerkcity 673


SPIGOT: I CAN'T REALLY SAY WHY I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND BUT LET'S LOOK AT THE SITUATION ALPHABETICALLY
SPIGOT: A IS FOR FAT, B IS FOR FAT, C IS FOR FAT
SPIGOT: FLIPPING THROUGH THESE CARDS IT APPEARS D THROUGH Z IS ALSO FOR FAT
PANTS: I'M BIG-BONED LIKE JUDY BLUME'S BLUBBER OR WHATEVER !!! SOB