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"courtroom scene"
July 29, 2000
Jerkcity 675
SPIGOT: HURMPH GURF AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE LESS COCKS OW OW
PANTS: MOTION DENIED
PANTS: YOUR WITNESS
SPIGOT: I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MY MOUTH AND BALLS TO THE STAND
