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JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, ETC.

"jesus christ our lord and savior, etc."
August 2, 2000
Jerkcity 679


SPIGOT: FOLKS WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER FUCKING FIGURE OUT WHAT SPACE AND THE UNIVERSE IS FOR SO LET'S LINE UP FOR BURGERS AND PORN AND DOPE AND BLOWJOBS!!!!!!!
DEUCE: IN THAT ORDER??/
SPIGOT: YOU'LL NOTICE CHRIST NEVER APPEARS IN THE ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY
SPIGOT: MAYBE YOU CAN ONLY SEE JESUS BY DRINKING OR ROBBING A CHECK CASHING STORE