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UNDER THERE

"under there"
August 17, 2000
Jerkcity 694


DEUCE: IF I COULD JERK OFF TO ONE THING I'D JERK OFF TO YOU YOU AND YOU
DEUCE: AND YOU UNDER THERE
PANTS: THERE'S NOBODY UNDER HERE
SPIGOT: I'M BEHIND THIS CURTAIN
SPIGOT: (FLAPPING AT IT)
PANTS: I WOULD COME OUT FOR HEAD COUNT BUT I AM STUCK UNDER THE SINK
PANTS: IT IS COLD AND DAMP
PANTS: SOMEBODY LEFT THE CAP OFF THE 409