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SPACE COWBOYS

"space cowboys"
September 7, 2000
Jerkcity 715


RANDS: YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY HOT IN THAT JUMPSUIT
RANDS:
DEUCE: GHLGLHGULHGULHGULHGULHG
RANDS: I'D LIKE TO REQUEST THAT WE NO LONGER BOLDLY GO TO THE CABIN
RANDS: WHERE I AM RAPED FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES
DEUCE: THIS IS NOT HOW MANKIND WILL CONQUER SPACE
DEUCE: GLHGLHAGLHLHABHLBHAB OW OW OW OW
DEUCE: YOU SHOULD SHIT/PISS YOURSELF IF YOU ARE IN DANGER OF BEING RAPED
RANDS: ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW HARD IT IS TO SAY NO TO SPACE COWBOYS
RANDS: I CAN SAVE MYSELF BY SOILING MYSELF AND HERE I GO
DEUCE: SIR WITH THE RAPE UTENSIL